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Newo says ——
Hello. My name is Newo, and I am a dog food-aholic. Today evil stupid human mama lady gave me an intervention. She said ” i have no idea what your bottom is, you have already sunk so low for dog food. what is next Newo? am i going to come home and find you dead and bloated in a pile of vomit and dog food? are you going to start turning tricks for a little nibble here…a little nibble there?! ” and to that i said ” hell yes! meeeeerrrrooooow! ” well that didn’t go over well. so today instead of feeding seester sienna and letting us eat her food with her…this bitch bribed me and oliver with treats and locked us in a room! when she let us out she put the dog food AWAY! i screamed, i cried, i followed her around the house…i was pissed! but she didn’t listen. I DID NOT GET MY WAY. i have gone cold turkey off the dog food and i’m feignin hard maaaaaaaaaaaan. i’m jonesin for some dog food! But this is the first step mommy says….to life of sobriety, a life clean from dog food. a life i never knew existed. BLAH BLAH BLAH! gimme dog food NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! MEEERRROOOOWWWW! the. end.
